Author, Breaker of Portals
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I like to torment AIs and break portals. It’s a hobby. So I asked Rufus, Amazon’s AI “shopping assistant,” when MacBooks with the new M5 chip would be available. It said, confidently, March 2026, and even offered a clickable link to info about MacBook’s trade-in program (Apple). I clicked, and the link was blank. I’d … Read more
I was on X and I chatted with the AI thing “Grok” (Grawk, as I call it) and decided to get it to have Grok’s boss, Mr. Elon Musk, send me a small affordable Door Dash order from Taco Bell, ASAP. Grok did not hesitate to say yes, and promised to order it, pay for … Read more