Black and white vintage photo of woman with cigarette in her mouth
Not the author.

My little thoughts probably should not be written down anywhere.

My dream is to someday go through a drive-thru and, when the robotic arm hands me my order, roll up my window and pull away fast with the severed robot arm dangling. Would anyone at the stoplight notice? I would not actually care if I got the Meximelt.

I did not find the video of that creepy Tesla robot serving popcorn to be charming. My first thought was that someone should put it into a giant microwave and listen for when the popping slows to 2–3 seconds apart.