I never said this would be worth reading, did I? No.
The site is kind of a hot mess. In keeping with my extraordinary skills at hot messiness. I just wanted to “post” something to see if anything worked.
Maybe I will get “spammed.” That would be “engagement.” I’m not sure I’ve got anything under the hood here set up yet, but I’m pretty sure I’ve blocked 249 countries, so, there’s that.
I have a friend in Mexico who is not in a Mexican prison, so I may have to re-think my strategy there. Later.
I’m smoking a cigar. As I am wont to do. It’s a business most foul and delightful. You’re eating a Pop-Tart. I don’t judge YOU for that, do I?
This was fun. Let’s meet again here every year and do this all over again.
Hey, you need to move your car. It’s blocking our drive-thru window again. Manager is calling tow truck. And no, for the last time, we don’t want your Facebook account, at any price. Dumbass.
Beginnings are always awkward. Relationships. Careers. Blogs? Glad you got it it going.
Thanks Kevin. Hope all is well, or that at least you don’t have your eyelid caught on a nail (my personal “standard” for “things are sort of ok”).
*snerk*
Joanie!!11!1!11
I appreciate you more than you will ever know.