I am not even going to leave my spider hole. I’ll just sit right here and write stupid shit and say dumb things for my own amusement. Someday, perhaps, one “reader” will accidentally come along and find this and immediately hit the back button and clear their browser cache. They’ll call their Mom (which they should have, already, anyway) and tell their Mom they love her. Their Mom will ask if everything’s ok, because it’s so weird to suddenly get a call.
“No, everything’s good, Mom. I just felt I should call, while I still can. Ya know?”
“Last time you called you said you saw something on the internet that disturbed you.”
“No, I’m fine, Mom. Just need to walk it off. This is not a duress code.”
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